“Fine..just fine.”
Ever hear these words? They come with trouble, trust me. These words are usually uttered by the fairer sex, in a desperate attempt to make their husbands think straight. It’s a last ditch attempt at logic, in spite of the male species propensity for stubborn behaviour and selfish interests.
“Fine, just fine” never comes as a response to this husband statement:
“Honey, I am going to go to Home Depot to get paint, so we can re-do the bathroom!”
What you get as a response is this…”Oh that’s great dear, I’ll have lunch ready when you get back.”
Oh no, “Fine, just fine”, almost always comes as a response to this husband statement:
“Honey, I am going to the cottage for a few days with the boys. We are leaving in a few hours, I’ll fix the toilet when I get home.”
In this case, what you get as a response is definitely..”Fine, just fine.”
Or, maybe as another example….
“Honey, I am going to the bar tonite, sorry but I can’t make the dinner at your parents place. This is really important, a guy I went to school with in Grade 3 is in town for a few days and he is going to be at the bar tonite.”
This too, will absolutely come with a “Fine, just fine.”
One more example…
“Honey, I am thinking about going to Cuba for a week with the guys. I don’t really want to, but you know how it is, they keep bugging me.”
If the response in this instance is not “Fine, just fine.”……then your wife has a boyfriend and cannot wait for you to go. (She probably offered to buy your ticket…am I wrong?)
Men need to know this…if you hear the words “Fine, just fine.” uttered by your wife, you will NOT be having sex for a good long time. (at least with a partner) Also, it is too late to turn back and change your plans. The deed is done. You have angered the better half and the very idea that you would do such a thing is the true crime, not the actual indiscretion itself. You might as well go and do what you were going to do, ‘cause you’re done.
Now, there is one other instance where you may hear “Fine, just fine.” After sex, ( or “making love” for those that “fit”) if your partner utters these words, you are doomed, or you were really bad.
Question-“Was it good for you dear?”
Answer-“Fine, just fine.” (If this is followed by a sigh, you were really, really bad.)
Beware the words, “Fine, just fine.” This is one of the most powerful sentences in the English lexicon, but I am certain there are translations to fit all languages.
Just ask any married man.
Ever hear these words? They come with trouble, trust me. These words are usually uttered by the fairer sex, in a desperate attempt to make their husbands think straight. It’s a last ditch attempt at logic, in spite of the male species propensity for stubborn behaviour and selfish interests.
“Fine, just fine” never comes as a response to this husband statement:
“Honey, I am going to go to Home Depot to get paint, so we can re-do the bathroom!”
What you get as a response is this…”Oh that’s great dear, I’ll have lunch ready when you get back.”
Oh no, “Fine, just fine”, almost always comes as a response to this husband statement:
“Honey, I am going to the cottage for a few days with the boys. We are leaving in a few hours, I’ll fix the toilet when I get home.”
In this case, what you get as a response is definitely..”Fine, just fine.”
Or, maybe as another example….
“Honey, I am going to the bar tonite, sorry but I can’t make the dinner at your parents place. This is really important, a guy I went to school with in Grade 3 is in town for a few days and he is going to be at the bar tonite.”
This too, will absolutely come with a “Fine, just fine.”
One more example…
“Honey, I am thinking about going to Cuba for a week with the guys. I don’t really want to, but you know how it is, they keep bugging me.”
If the response in this instance is not “Fine, just fine.”……then your wife has a boyfriend and cannot wait for you to go. (She probably offered to buy your ticket…am I wrong?)
Men need to know this…if you hear the words “Fine, just fine.” uttered by your wife, you will NOT be having sex for a good long time. (at least with a partner) Also, it is too late to turn back and change your plans. The deed is done. You have angered the better half and the very idea that you would do such a thing is the true crime, not the actual indiscretion itself. You might as well go and do what you were going to do, ‘cause you’re done.
Now, there is one other instance where you may hear “Fine, just fine.” After sex, ( or “making love” for those that “fit”) if your partner utters these words, you are doomed, or you were really bad.
Question-“Was it good for you dear?”
Answer-“Fine, just fine.” (If this is followed by a sigh, you were really, really bad.)
Beware the words, “Fine, just fine.” This is one of the most powerful sentences in the English lexicon, but I am certain there are translations to fit all languages.
Just ask any married man.
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