(lygenztia *34) Beer fridge for Mayor!!!!

I LOVE my beer fridge. What a great appliance. Every home should have a beer fridge.
A wine cellar is nice…maybe even quaint. But a beer fridge? Now that is status.

A beer fridge screams this message out to the world…”I love having company…I love entertaining and I know how to relax.” To relax…is a lost art, but alas…I digress. (See Lygenztia “Sit Still”)

The best thing about the beer fridge is its advanced non-verbal communication skills. Whenever you walk past the beer fridge, it cries out to the passerby…..”come on in, have a look…always welcome here.” I think you could do a study on the subtle hypnotic skills that a beer fridge is gifted with. Maybe its telepathic communication? Contact the psychic network and have them send some people out. (Which makes me wonder..why do they have to send invites, or advertise a psychic convention?? Shouldn’t they know?)

I have included a picture of my beer fridge in this lygenztia. But, I must caution you…looking at this picture may make you subject to its mind controlling powers.

Many lessons can be learned from a beer fridge. The beer fridge is tolerant and accepting of others. Think about it. The beer fridge will share its space with juice, water, food even tobacco. (OK, now that’s just plain gross. I have seen people keep tobacco in their fridge and it makes me gag. Guess they need them “fresh smokes”. The “fresh smokes” have the best flavour…ugh. I think I’ll have a nice tobacco flavoured apple from my tobacco fridge…friggin gross.)

Which takes me to my next point about the important social conventions that are held fast by the beer fridge. The beer fridge doesn’t force it views on others. You would never see a beer fridge trying to convert a bottle of water to beer. No way! The beer fridge would say “come on in, lots of room…no need to change for me, we don’t care what bottle you’re from.” Nice…I like that.

Never see a fight in a beer fridge. The more you put in, the happier the beer fridge is. Always thinking to itself..”plenty of room…keep stacking. Oh, room for one more in the back.” What a great host!

Perhaps the only fault that could be assigned to a beer fridge is that some consume too much energy. You’ve seen them…those old, gigantic fridges that have a chrome handle that weighs 40 pounds. Not true, my beer fridge. Small, energy efficient and it just screams at you…” I LOVE the environment”.

The beer fridge just keeps on giving and giving and giving.

Finally, the very best quality of the beer fridge is that it has no enemies.

Well, maybe “AA” or a jealous wife…..but I think they are biased.