You know what I get a kick out of? Coming out of the gym and going straight to the store. I love the “look” that people give you when you walk into a store, sweat-stained, wearing shorts in 10 degree weather. They look at you as if you had just made sexual advances at their cat.
It is a funny “look”.
Sometimes after a workout you want to go straight to a store to grab a drink, grab something for supper…maybe pick up milk. (because there hasn’t been any in the house for two days) The hilarious part about getting the “look”? You wonder just how oblivious to this brave new world the person is.
You want to say to them something like this…”Hello, I’ve been at a gym, you know.... a G-Y-M? It’s this new fangled thing they have nowadays to help keep people active and in shape.”
The ironic part?
The people that give you the “look” are the ones that could most use a G-Y-M themselves.
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