I don’t get people that have a cell phone and never turn it on. I know two people like this and I cannot for the life of me understand why they will not turn their phone on.
Why do you have the damn thing? For an “emergency”? So, the logic is…..some epic catastrophe may occur that requires the use of your cell, therefore you pay a monthly fee just in case? Um…ok, I get it. Sorta. You’re kind of like a Forest Ranger, watching just in case there’s a fire.
If you don’t like answering the phone, if you want to hide from the world, what in the hell did you get a cell phone for? Move out into the woods, find a cabin without hydro, water, cable or phone line and shun the world.....if that’s what floats your boat.
Heck, I might even come visit you…but first turn on your damn cell so I can make sure you are home.
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