
Why do some people eat themselves? C’mon you know the type....they chew at their fingers, gnaw at their gums and bite their nails. It is bizarre.
I have watched people chew at their hands like they were a T-bone steak. Like, why so hungry? Ever heard of a bag of chips?
It’s gross. Stop eating yourself. The human body can only re-juvenate at a certain pace. If you keep eating yourself, you’re going to look like Skeletor from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
The next time you are talking to/visiting a friend and they start eating themselves, offer to go to the nearest 7-11 and buy them a bag of ju-jubes. They’ll either stop gnawing at their body, or take you up on the offer.
Either way, you win because you don’t have to watch them rip off pieces of their own flesh. You know................like a crow does to a carcass.
Ewww….
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