Today is Easter Sunday eve. A beautiful spring morning, and I am in the drive through for Tim Horton’s, idling away. (please don’t tell David Suzuki, I don’t want him to point a caulking gun at me)
As I wait, I cast a glance over at this guy and he is digging for gold in the nasal cavity. In full view of everyone. I mean this guy is running a full out mining operation in his nose, completely oblivious to the people that can see him. Little kids are asking their mom’s "why is that man trying to tickle the back of his eyeballs?"
C’mon, let’s face it. At one time or another we’ve all stuck a finger in there to get a pesky little nugget out. It’s kind of like that other thing that people do, that nobody likes to admit to. You know 98% of people surveyed admit to doing it and the other 2% are liars? "That" thing...........
But most normal people do it discreetly, or at least wait until nobody is looking. It should be the same with picking your nose.
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