Is there anything grosser, or more inconsiderate than some idiot that touches your food? I hate it when some jerk comes up and puts their hand on your food and says “is this for me?” Then they give you that “oh I am so sly” grin, like they are the funniest person in the world.
Of course you’re not. Jerk.
And it doesn’t do any good to get mad either. Gross people can’t be educated into having class, that’s why they’re gross.
The “clever”, “funny” person that touched your food always looks at you like you are the one with the problem. “What’s your problem, my hands are clean?” is the common comment. Ya right, like anyone is going to admit they just picked their nose, left the washroom without washing, or was handling nuclear waste.
For all I know, you just had your finger in your nose, mouth…or somewhere way lower on the musculo-skeletal equator. Maybe, you just had a “smoke”, which is wickedly grosser than any conceivable body secretion.
If anyone touches my food, I throw it out. I ain’t eating that.
I just ain’t.
Of course you’re not. Jerk.
And it doesn’t do any good to get mad either. Gross people can’t be educated into having class, that’s why they’re gross.
The “clever”, “funny” person that touched your food always looks at you like you are the one with the problem. “What’s your problem, my hands are clean?” is the common comment. Ya right, like anyone is going to admit they just picked their nose, left the washroom without washing, or was handling nuclear waste.
For all I know, you just had your finger in your nose, mouth…or somewhere way lower on the musculo-skeletal equator. Maybe, you just had a “smoke”, which is wickedly grosser than any conceivable body secretion.
If anyone touches my food, I throw it out. I ain’t eating that.
I just ain’t.
