Thursday, August 13, 2009

(lygenztia *176) The lazy, hazy hammock days of summer.




Currently, albeit very belatedly, we are into the “dog days of summer”. The number one symbol of summer is definitely the hammock. I love my hammock. I think everyone should have a hammock. Ahhhhhh, a nice cool drink, sunshine..radio playing.

Yep, that’s heaven defined.

My dogs like the hammock too, and Lord knows dogs are always right. And dogs know all about the dog days of summer. (they invented it)

There should be one day per summer that is designated as “Hammock Day”. On that day, no work is to be performed. Just laying on the good old hammock. If it rains, Federal law should state that hammock day is moved to the following nice Saturday.

If you have a hammock, you get what I’m saying. Hammock people are special. Some might say lazy, but I say “nay”, we are special. If you don’t have a hammock, you just have to try it.

I may take my hammock to the next gathering I attend and start a religious group based on the hammock. Maybe call it……

The “special lazy anti-vertical continually keeping everyone reclining society”

“SLACKERS” Ya….I like that.

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