You can always tell someone that has too much time on their hands by the equipment they wear when doing a household chore. With all that time on your hands, preparation for the task is just another way to while away the day.
I saw a person power washing their deck the other day, fully decked out. They looked like a radiation containment team member, going into a nuclear accident. It was actually hilarious. Giant rubber boots, full face mask, apron, safety goggles, gauntlet rubber gloves and what looked like some kind of industrial shower cap.
OK, granted, they were power washing their deck. Tell me again what the nature of the “hazard” is, that would require such extensive equipment? Its water…now granted it comes out a little fast, but its water.
One of my neighbors mows his lawn and looks like a west coast logger. Wears safety boots (OK, I’ll give you that), big goggles, (That too). But also…. heavy leather welders gloves and industrial chaps. I dunno, maybe his mower threw a rock once, hit him and now he’s freaked out.
Oddly enough, the same type of guy that dress up with all the gear……is always the first ones to take their shirt off in the nice weather, to give us a good look at that hairy, jiggly belly, complete with their “man breasts” pointing at the ground..
Now THAT scene, needs protective equipment. At least, for my eyes.
I saw a person power washing their deck the other day, fully decked out. They looked like a radiation containment team member, going into a nuclear accident. It was actually hilarious. Giant rubber boots, full face mask, apron, safety goggles, gauntlet rubber gloves and what looked like some kind of industrial shower cap.
OK, granted, they were power washing their deck. Tell me again what the nature of the “hazard” is, that would require such extensive equipment? Its water…now granted it comes out a little fast, but its water.
One of my neighbors mows his lawn and looks like a west coast logger. Wears safety boots (OK, I’ll give you that), big goggles, (That too). But also…. heavy leather welders gloves and industrial chaps. I dunno, maybe his mower threw a rock once, hit him and now he’s freaked out.
Oddly enough, the same type of guy that dress up with all the gear……is always the first ones to take their shirt off in the nice weather, to give us a good look at that hairy, jiggly belly, complete with their “man breasts” pointing at the ground..
Now THAT scene, needs protective equipment. At least, for my eyes.
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