Sunday, September 13, 2009

(lygenztia *194) "At the sound of the beep, enter your numeric message"


Do you know what a “pager” says to the rest of the world? Well, strap on your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen, ‘cause I’m going to tell you.

A person that carries a pager has a not so subtle message to the rest of us “commoners”. That message is….

”I am way too important to give you my phone number.”
“I am way too important to take your calls.”
“I will call you only when it is convenient for me.”

I mean, who the heck actually carries one of these things anymore? Well, i'll tell you who. (whom??)

Pretentious jerks carry pagers. And I’m told, so do most drug dealers. I don’t like either type.

If you really want to join “the rest of us”, get yourself a cell phone. (And for the drug dealers, get yourself a nice warm jail cell.)


http://affordablephones.net/pager.htm

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