I go by our local skate park all the time and I don’t see any gown men there “boarding”. I do see young men there, hanging out and performing their little “skateboard tricks”, but that’s another story. I mean, what the hell possesses a 20 something year old to spend his hours doing “skateboard tricks”? Like, are they planning on making a career out of it?
Anyway, I notice a trend where middle age men are wearing these skateboard shoes. So, for the middle age men, I give you the following advice;
Fashion tip # 1-If you wear skateboard shoes, you look like an idiot.
Fashion tip #2-See Fashion tip #1
(repeat)
Please, get some proper shoes and show the rest of the world that you can actually bend over to tie them up. Unless of course you’re trying to avoid bending over, to hide your plumbers crack…
HEY! I think I just figured out why some middle age men wear skateboard shoes….
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