The other day, I was on the subway platform and really had to “let one go”. Well studies have shown that it is dangerous and unhealthy to hold your farts in, so I figured it was all for the best if I just relaxed and let nature do, what nature does. Better on the windy platform, than on the subway car. (that’s me, always thinking of my fellow man)
It was a long fart, but silent. Totally silent. But here is the weird part.
Just as I was farting, an older person looked right square at me. I was busted! They were upwind from me and probably 20 yards away. How the heck did they know? There was NO WAY they could have heard it and NO WAY they could have smelled it. So, they obviously have fart ESP, or some kind of super fart detection senses.
Kinda like Spiderman.
For more “fart facts” check out this link:
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
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