(Lygenztia *254) The life of Hi

When you get a text message saying "hi" from your spouse it's actually not a greeting. The text message "hi" has 3 purposes:
1-to determine your location
2-to assign you a task
3-to tell you about a problem

And, that's it.

Now when a buddy text messages you saying "hi" it IS actually a greeting and also has 3 purposes:
1-to determine your location
2-to tell you an awesome story
3-to invite you to do something really cool

So, that's the Life of Hi. Strange how 2 tiny letters can carry such different meanings.