You know the type. They come into the convenience store with 6 different plastic sleeves, an envelope and a wallet full of old tickets.
Me? I just want to buy a crappy ticket, but nooooooo. Not when you get behind one of these goofs.
Their common refrain:
"ya, I'll have 2 quick picks no encore, 3 quick picks with encore, this ticket is a 5 dollar winner, so I need a lotto max with encore and one Keno."
"oh and I need to pay for half the Keno with money from this envelope, and I need 4 super 7 with no encore and all of them on a separate tickets"
And on he goes, using his last nickels to buy a scratch card. I could never win the lottery when I get behind one of these goofs, because usually I give up and leave the damn store.
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