Friday, February 12, 2016

(lygenztia #276) Oh, GROW UP!

What the hell is considered immature behaviour when you are actually an adult? The other day someone told me I was immature. Well, hot damn, that's a compliment in my books! I'm pushing 50 and I still haven't grown up yet. So, to call me immature....well, let me tell you, that's one hell of an observation, Sherlock.

Guess I have at least 70 good years left in me then? As I continue to grow and "mature".

So when exactly is the magic state, or age, that you "grow up"?. Damned if I know. But I'll tell you what I do know kids...the same people that tell you to "grow up" can be basically described by the following characteristics:

-stodgy
-boring
-self loathing
-still doing the same old things they did 30 years ago
-have never (willingly) left their comfort zone
-have never got up at 3:00AM and went to Burger King for no reason other to grab an awesome burger
-have never been handed a toy phone from a child and then, pretended to answer it
-have never put on a woman's hat in a department store and chased their wife around yelling loudly "Honey, can I get this?"

and most of all they are...

-NOT funny
-NOT fun
-hard to be around

I do not want to be any of those things. So, stick "mature" in a sack, Captain Boring. I'm good to go, wherever I go, smiling and making people laugh. If that's immature, then so be it because I don't imagine i'll ever grow up.

Check out this link, i've never heard of this guy but he says it all. (and says it well)
http://www.heathpadgett.com/11-ways-to-become-the-most-boring-person-in-the-whole-world/



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