Tuesday, March 15, 2016

(lygenztia #287) The wheels on the bus go round and round....

I am no misanthrope, but commuting can definitely give you some temporary insight into the dark soul of a misanthrope.

Why must some people be so inconsiderate? A common and readily apparent by their action(s) refrain by the mean people is " I have to get to work" or "i'm more important and glamorous than you". (HINT-the rest of us are trying to get to work, too.)

We commuters know them well, they are:

The jerks that cut in line.
The jerks that slam doors in others faces.
The jerks that take multiple seats on trains/buses.
The jerks that loudly use foul language.
The jerks that yell into their cell phone about their "wild night last night". Shut the HELL up, it's 05:32 in the morning.
The jerks that get on the train/bus REEKING of marijuana, Like holy moly Cheech, why not wait until after the train? Oh, forgot "it's medical" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

By the way, all of the above apply to any/all of the sexes.

However, for those of us that do enjoy some Schadenfreude; take heart with the following tweet. Delicious! And I bet @ELSatanico is no misanthrope. Just a lucky guy, that got to live out every frustrated commuters fantasy.



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