Sunday, April 10, 2016

(lygenztia #295) Ain't happening.....

It's April 10th. April freaking tenth.

And, what can we expect today? Snow and freezing rain. Well that's just swell. I'm putting the entire world on notice that I am not shoveling my driveway, or sidewalk. Nope. No way. Nada. Nyet. Nature can deal with this debacle in it's own unique way. I'll walk in it, i'll shiver in it, i'll slip in it...Hell, I will even brush it off my truck windows. But I will be damned if I shovel in April and further, not one day prior to the upcoming December in the Year of our Lord, 2016.

Oh and for you folks that say "oh, I just love the snow" well; my rejoinder to you is "Winter lovers are sadists".

Old Man Winter, go away. Now.


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