(lygenztia *331) The salt that stirs the drink.....

Some people should be banned from ever using a coffee counter. C'mon, you know the type. You just want your morning coffee, BUT the guy in front of you is looking at all the the choices like it's the fist time he has ever seen them.
Milk??? "Do i want milk today?"
Cream?? "Oh, look they have cream, should I?"
Sugar and two kinds...Brown and White? "Whatever shall I do?"
Honey?? "Oh my, i'm not sure..i've heard honey is good."
Sweetener? "Oh, maybe that would be more healthy?"

"I wonder if they have lactose free milk substitute?"

Then, once he has finally decided, he delicately pours his choices into the cup and proceeds to stir it for about 22 minutes.

All the while, he is blocking the entire coffee counter off so that nobody else can reach anything. Yes, he has to stand in front of everything and stir incessantly to show his coffee prowess. Usually, this type looks around at everyone (while stirring) and smiles some quirky smile. Then once they are done, they shuffle out of the way and look at you as if "Oh, I didn't know you were waiting."

Next time, i'm slipping salt into the guys coffee when he isn't looking.