Isaac Newton was born December 25, 1642 in Woolsthorpe, Lincolnshire, England (died March 20 , 1727).
On the calendar of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (CFSM), today is the celebration of (Sir) Isaac Newton's birthday. You know, they guy that had an apple drop on his head, thus proving gravity and his theories (to this day), which refute and dis-prove "flat-earther's" I take no issue with flat earther's other than all scientific evidence proves they are incorrect, along with a few anecdotal pieces of evidence, such as pictures from space. I also think flat-earther's to be somewhat insane, or at the very least..... weak in the old corporeal faculties. But enough of that!
Today, we as members of the CFSM celebrate the birth of the esteemed Issac Newton. It coincides with that other holiday, Christmas, apparently? I am told this Christmas thing is a big deal. Members of the CFSM celebrate by enjoying lavish meals, exchanging presents and watching Hallmark specials, while wearing only thongs.
Feel free to join in the celebrations, even if you are not a member of the CFSM. And hey, let us be good to eachother.
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